Durextravaganza

It's been almost 2 months since my girlfriend left for Florida *cringe* on work detail.
She'll be back just in time for Thanksgiving and I CAN'T WAIT. In the meantime, enjoy these ads from Durex.
That last one has proven especially helpful these past 7 or 8 weeks.

If Viagra lasts longer than 4 hours, call your electrican

OK, someone has probably already cc'ed the shit out of you on an email containing this pic but I don't care.
I just saw it for the first time and thought back to my portfolio school days and how much they stressed non-traditional advertising media.
So simple and more direct than any other stupid "Dick and Jane" TV spot.
This just blows me away.











UPDATE: Holy glory-hole, Batman! JWieg linked me to this insanely disturbing Jesus light switch cover. In the context of this post, it's especially evil. Also, I'm pretty sure it was the subject of an episode of Law & Order: SVU.

Its a Landslide: Even Destro Voted for Obama

Say it with me everybody:
FUCK YEAH!

And if you get this reference to the original G.I. Joe movie from 1987, then DOUBLE FUCK YEAH!